Does this bus stop at 82nd Street?

 

 

 

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1. Hey bus driver, keep the change. Bless your children, give them names.
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Don’t trust men who walk with canes. Drink this and you’ll grow wings on your feet.
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Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine, advertiser on a downtown train.
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Christmas crier busting cane, he’s in love again.
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Where dock worker’s dream mix with panther’s schemes to someday own the rodeo.
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Tained women in vista vision perform for out of state kids at the late show.

 

2. Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps, interstellar mongrel nymphs.
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Rex said that lady left him limp. Love’s like that (sure it is).
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Queen of diamonds, ace of spades, newly discovered lovers of the everglades.
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They take out a full page ad in the trades to announce their arrival
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and Mary Lou she found out how to cope; she rides to heaven on a gyroscope.
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The Daily News asks her for the dope, she says: “Man, the dope’s that here’s still hope.”.

 

End. Señorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose.
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Uptown in Harlem, she throws a rose to some lucky young matador.